The Patcave

gallifreywaits:

i thought this post was hilarious and I was like “eh sounds about right”

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So i then click on the link to see how much of it is total bullshit

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and then I am like

oh

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it turns out that 

it is approximately 

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that’s nice.

rats

penotbutter:

“REBLOG IF YOURE NOT TUMBLR FAMOUS

*16 glee gifs and various gifs of people throwing glitter and that ‘i regret nothing’ gif*”

i think i know why ur not tumblr famous

ghost, frankenstein, mummy, incubus
Anonymous
  • Ghost:Do you have any regrets?

I regret not being more proactive in applying for internships starting a couple of years ago, but other than that nothing sticks out all that much. Some unfortunate things have happened in my life but I think I made okay choices through them.

  • Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

I’m reasonably independent when it comes to how I choose to live: I live with my parents and the rest of my family but they are happy to support me in almost all circumstances, which is really cool.

  • Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

My family and close friends, yeah.

  • Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

that’s a good question!

I think in general you’d need to be upfront while simultaneously being very chill about it, you know? I think I would need to be assured of the cool vibes you would be bringing to the table I guess.

my psychosexual biz is very complicated! take a stab at it and let me know how it goes

Genie
Anonymous
  • Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

I would probably spend a wish like this on something selfish, since humanitarian efforts invariably have unforseen and often quite dire consequences that I don’t want to be responsible for.

I would wish for an array of superpowers. 

Shapeshifter
Anonymous
  • Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?

I think I’d like to be prettier in a Jordan Gavaris / Lelouch Vi Britannia kind of way.

I’d also like to have kind of a muscular/lean Spider-man looking physique.

A softer sounding voice, also, as I feel mine is kind of… harsh.

These are named after MONSTERS
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

aww man tutorials for this course started this week and i missed it

i’m all over the place

bleeeh i really do need to start exercising again

over this year i’ve gained a bit of weight and lost a bit of muscle definition and it’s bothersome because i have become accustomed to my body not being that way

everything about this cover from the pained-looking faces to the obnoxiously cheerful pun upsets me 

everything about this cover from the pained-looking faces to the obnoxiously cheerful pun upsets me